Jokes Journal

Welcome to Friday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) Too Young to Die?
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) A Blonde’s Flight To Chicago

A prominent young lawyer was on his way to court
to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit when he
suddenly found himself at the Gates of Heaven.

St. Peter started to escort him inside, when he began
to protest that his untimely death had to be some sort
of mistake.

“I’m much too young to die! I’m only 35!”

St. Peter agreed that 35 did seem to be a bit young
to be entering the Pearly Gates, and agreed to check
on his case.

When St. Peter returned, he told the lawyer,

“I’m afraid that the mistake must be yours, my son.
We verified your age on the basis of the number of
hours you’ve billed to your clients, and you’re at least 108.”

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A commercial airplane is in flight to Chicago,
when a blonde woman sitting in economy gets up
and moves to an open seat in the first class section.

A flight attendant watches her do this, and politely
informs the woman that she must return to her seat
in the economy class because that’s the type of
ticket she paid for.

The blonde woman replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful,
I’m going to Chicago and I’m staying right here.”

After repeated attempts and no success convicing
the woman to return to economy, the flight attendant
goes into the cockpit and informs the pilot and
co-pilot that there’s a blonde bimbo sitting in first
class who refuses to go back to her proper seat.

The co-pilot goes back to the woman and explains
why she needs to move, but once again the woman
replies by saying, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful,
I’m going to Chicago and I’m staying right here.”

The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and suggests that
perhaps they should have the arrival gate call the
police and have the woman arrested when they land.

The pilot says, “You say she’s blonde? I’ll handle this.
I’m married to a blonde. I speak blonde.”

He kneels down next to the woman and whispers
quietly in her ear, and she says, “Oh, I’m sorry,”
then quickly moves back to her seat in economy class.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask
him what he said to get her to move back to economy
without causing any fuss.

“I told her first class isn’t going to Chicago…”

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.