Jokes Journal

Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) Drinking Together
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) 50 Bucks

A cowboy walks into a bar in Texas, orders three mugs of
beer and sits in the back room, drinking a sip out of each
one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the
bar and orders three more.

The bartender approaches and tells him, “You know, a mug
goes flat after I draw it, it would taste better if you bought
one at a time.”

The cowboy replies, “Well, you see, I have two brothers.
One is in Australia, the other is in Dublin, and I’m in Texas.
When we all left home, we promised that we’d drink this
way to remember the days we drank together. So I drink
one for each o’ my brothers and one for myself.”

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom,
and leaves it there.

The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always
drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks
them in turn.

One day, he comes in and orders two mugs. All the regulars
take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar
for the second round, the bartender says,

“I don’t want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer
my condolences on your loss.”

The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light
dawns and he laughs.

“Oh, no, everybody’s just fine,” he explains. “It’s just that
my wife had us join that Mormon Church and I had to
quit drinking. Hasn’t affected my brothers though!”

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An older gentleman is sitting in a bar when a
beautiful young woman walks up to him and
whispers in his ear, “I’ll do anything you want
for 50 bucks.”

He immediately puts his drink down and begins
frantically going through his pockets. He pulls out
a cumbled up ten, two five’s, a twenty and ten ones.

He thrusts the wadded up money into the woman’s
hand and says, “Paint my house…”

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.