Jokes Journal

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There were three guys sitting behind three nuns
at a football game. The men decided to antagonize
the nuns, to get them to move.

So the first guy says to the others (loud enough
for the women ahead to hear), “I think I want to
move to California, there are only 100 Catholics
living there.”

The second guy speaks up and says, “I want to
move to Washington, there are only 50 Catholics
living there.”

The third guy speaks up and says, “I want to move
to Idaho, there are only 25 Catholics living there.”

One of the nuns turns around, looks the third guy
in the eye and calmly says, “Why don’t you GO TO
HELL? There aren’t any Catholics there.”

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A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt
pocket, and ordered a double scotch.

A few minutes later, the man again peeked into
his pocket and ordered another double. This
routine was followed for some time, until after
looking into his pocket, he told the bartender
that he’s had enough.

The bartender said, “I’ve got to ask you -
what’s with the pocket business?”

The man replied, “I have my lawyer’s picture
in there. When he starts to look honest, I’ve
had enough.”

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.