July 16, 2009
Driving Through Texas
Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Cars vs. Computers
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Driving Through Texas
Cars vs. Computers
Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of
General Motors.
“If automotive technology had kept pace with
computer technology over the past few decades,”
boasts Gates, “you would now be driving a V-32
instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed
of 10,000 miles per hour.”
Bill Gates continued, “Or, you could have an
economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a
thousand miles to a gallon of gas. In either case,
the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50.”
In response to all this goading, the GM chairman
replied, “Yes, but would you really want to drive
a car that crashes four times a day?”
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Driving Through Texas
Two guys are driving through Texas when they
get pulled over by a state trooper.
The trooper walks up, taps on the window with
his nightstick, the driver rolls down the window,
and the trooper smacks him in the head with
the stick. The driver says, “Why’d you do that?”
The trooper says, “You’re in Texas, son. When
I pull you over, you’ll have your license ready.”
Driver says, “I’m sorry, officer, I’m not from
around here.”
The trooper runs a check on the guy’s license,
and he’s clean. He gives the guy his license back,
walks around to the passenger side and taps on
the window. The passenger rolls his window down,
and the trooper smacks him with the nightstick.
The passenger says, “What’d you do that for?”
The cop says, “Just making your wishes come true.”
The passenger says, “Huh?”
The cop says, “I know that two miles down the
road you’re gonna say, ‘I wish that sucker would’ve
tried that stuff with me!’”
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