Jokes Journal

Welcome to Friday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) Out the Window
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) A Blood Flow Lesson

A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man,
and a lawyer were sitting on a train.

The Frenchman offered everyone some French
bread, then he threw it out the window.

The Frenchman said, “Don’t worry, we have plenty
of those where I come from.”

The Englishman offered everyone a crumpet and
then he threw it out the window. The Englishman
said, “Don’t worry, we have plenty of those where
I come from.”

The American man quickly threw the lawyer out
the window. The American said, “Don’t worry,
we have plenty of those where I come from.”

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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation
of the blood.

Trying to make the matter clearer, he said:

“Now, students, if I stood on my head then the
blood, as you know, would run into it, and
I should turn red in the face.”

“Yes, sir,” the boys said.

“Then why is it that while I am standing upright
in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run
into my feet?”

A little fellow shouted, “‘It’s because your feet
ain’t empty…”

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.