Jokes Journal

Welcome to Monday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) Mike and the Lantern
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) The Generosity Of College Kids

Mike and his pregnant wife live on a farm in a
rural area in the west of England. No running
water, no electricity, etc.

One night, Mikes’ wife is begins to deliver the baby.
The local doctor is there in attendance.

“What d’ya want me to do, Doctor?”

“Hold the lantern, Mike. Here it comes!” the doctor
delivers the child and holds it up for the proud father
to see. “Mike, you’re the proud father of a fine
strapping boy.”

“Saints be praised, I…”

Before Mike can finish the Doctor interrupts,
“Wait a minute. Hold the lantern, Mike.”

Soon the doctor delivers the next child. “You’ve a
full set now, Mike. A beautiful baby daughter.”

“Thanks be to…”

Again the doctor cuts in, “Hold the lantern, Mike,
hold the lantern!” Soon the doctor delivers a third
child. The doctor holds up the baby for Mike’s
inspection…

“Doctor,” asks Mike, “Do you think it’s the light
that’s attracting them?”

Get a BREAK now and let us present

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A couple college kids, Stan and Ryan, are riding
to school on a Chicago subway train when a
homeless man approaches and begs for spare
change.

Stan adamantly rejects the man in disgust while
Ryan, on the other hand, pulls out his wallet and
gives the man two dollars and wishes him the best.

The homeless man thanks Ryan kindly and then
continues on to the other passengers. Stan is
outraged by his friend’s act of generosity.

“What the heck did you do that?” shouts Stan.
“You know he’s probably only gonna use it for
drugs or booze!”

Ryan replies, “And we weren’t?”

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