Jokes Journal

Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) Lightbulb
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) An Engineer Dies …

Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb.
One of them decides to call 911.

Blonde: “We need help. We’re three blondes
changing a light bulb.”

Operator: “Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?”

Blonde: “Yes.”

Operator: “The power in the house is on?”

Blonde: “Of course.”

Operator: “And the switch is on?”

Blonde: “Yes, yes.”

Operator: “And the bulb still won’t light up?”

Blonde: “No, it’s working fine.”

Operator: “Then what’s the problem?”

Blonde: “We got dizzy spinning the ladder around,
and we all fell and hurt ourselves!”

Get a BREAK now and let us present

TODAY’s OPPORTUNITY
brought to you by Priority Classified Ads

Finally Our New Website Is Up
Stylish maternity clothes for the Modern mom to be!
Great new designs from Binky courture & Mommysbump.
Bumpbabies new maternity dresses and tanks
Onesies, sleep suits and playsuits for newborns to six months
Check us out now.

An engineer dies and reports to hell. Pretty soon,
the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of
comfort in hell, and starts designing and building
improvements.

After a while, they’ve got air conditioning, flush toilets
and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and
says with a sneer, “So, how’s it going down there
in hell?”

Satan replies, “Hey, things are going great. We’ve got
air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators,
and there’s no telling what this engineer is going
to come up with next.”

God replies, “What? You’ve got an engineer?
That’s a mistake, he should never have gotten
down there; send him up here.”

Satan says, “No way. I like having an engineer
on the staff, and I’m keeping him.”

God says, “Send him back up here or I’ll sue you.”

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, “Yeah, right.
And just where are you going to get a lawyer?”

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.