July 24, 2009
Hiccups
Welcome to Friday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Hiccups
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) What Would You Do?
Hiccups
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist
if he can give him something for the hiccups.
The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the
man’s face.
“What the heck did you do that for!?” the man screams.
“Well, you don’t have the hiccups anymore do you?”
The man says,
“No I don’t, you IDIOT… But my wife out in the car
still does!”
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What Would You Do?
A middle-aged man returns home from a business trip
a day early, concerned that his wife may be having
an affair. He’s riding in a taxi at about 2:00 in the
morning back towards his house, when he explains
his situation to the taxi driver.
It’s after midnight. While en route home he asks
the cabby if he would be a witness.
He explains to the cabbie that he suspects his wife
is sleeping around on him, and offers the him $50
if he would be a witness to the affair, if he could
catch her in bed with him. By the time they reach
his house, the cabbie agrees.
They park a few doors down and, quietly, sneak
into the front door and up the stairs. Then, with a
burst of speed, the husband flicks on the bedroom
lights and rips the blanket off the bed – and there
his wife lies in bed with another man!
Out of his coat pocket, the visibly distraught husband
pulls out a gun and puts it to the man’s head.
Just then, his wife yells “Don’t do it! I lied when I told
you I inherited all that money!
HE paid for the Mercedes I gave you.
HE paid for our new cabin in the mountains.
HE paid for your Atlanta Braves season tickets.
HE paid for our our lakehouse and boat.
HE paid for your country club membership,
and and HE even pays the monthly dues!”
Shaking his head, unsure of whether to pull the trigger,
he looks over at the taxi driver and asks
“What should I do?”
The taxi driver replies, “I’d cover him with that blanket
before he catches a cold.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
