Remembering the Anniversary
Thursday, July 30th, 2009
Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) During the World War II
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Remembering the Anniversary
During the World War II
During the World War II, an American warship was
attacked by the Japanese. A torpedo was heading
towards the ship and a hit seemed inevitable.
So the captain told the navigator to go down to the
crew quarters and tell a joke or something – at least
they would die laughing.
The navigator went down and said to the crew,
“What would you think if I could split the whole ship
in two by hitting my head against the table?”
The crew burst laughing. So the navigator whammed
his head on the table. Just when the head hit the table,
a huge explosion tore the ship apart.
The only survivors were the captain and the navigator.
As they floated around in a lifeboat captain asked the
navigator, “Well, the crew really laughed. What did
you do?”
The navigator told him.
The captain replied, “Well, you better be careful with
that head of yours … The torpedo missed!”
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Remembering the Anniversary
A woman awakes during the night to find that
her husband was not in their bed.
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to
look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen
table with a cup of coffee in front him.
He appears deep in thought, just staring at the
wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his
eye and takes a sip of coffee.
“What’s the matter, dear?” she whispers as she
steps into the room. “Why are you down here
at this time of night?”
The husband looks up, “Do you remember 20
years ago when we were dating, and you were
only 17?” he asks solemnly.
The wife is touched thinking her husband is so
caring and sensitive. “Yes, I do,” she replies.
The husband pauses. The words are not coming
easily. “Do you remember when you father caught
us kissing in the back seat of my car?”
“Yes, I remember,” says the wife, lowering herself
into a chair beside him.
The husband continues, “Do you remember when
he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, “Either
you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail
for 20 years!”
“I remember that too”, she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says,
“I would have gotten out today!”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
