Fight Like a Man
Wednesday, July 29th, 2009
Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Little Johnny Can’t Count
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Fight Like a Man
Little Johnny Can’t Count
“If you had a dollar,” quizzed the teacher, “and you
asked your father for another dollar and fifty cents,
how much money would you have?”
“One dollar,” answered Little Johnny.
“You don’t know your basic math,” said the teacher
shaking her head, disappointed.
Little Johnny shook his head too, “You don’t know
my daddy…”
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Fight Like a Man
Three men were sitting in a bar lying about how
they had their wives under their thumb.
The first two kept bragging about how they could
get their wives to do anything.
They looked at the third man and he said, “I have
my wife so under my thumb that the other day I had
her crawling towards me on her hands and knees.”
Both of the other men were very impressed and
asked him how he had managed that.
The man replied, “Well, I was laying under the bed
and she crawled over and said, ‘Come out and fight
like a man!’”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
