Signing the Declaration
Monday, August 31st, 2009
Welcome to Monday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Big Game Hunting
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Signing the Declaration
Big Game Hunting
Against his better judgment, the big game hunter
is talked into taking both his wife and her mother
along on one of his expeditions.
It does not go well. The mother-in-law is, if anything,
harder to get along with in the wilds than she was in
the city. And to make matters worse, she won’t even
abide by the simple camp rules designed to keep
the safari safe.
One night after dinner, the hunter’s wife realizes
her mother is missing. Panicked, she rushes to her
husband and begs him to institute a search.
He sighs, and together they set out. But before
they’ve gone far, they hear throaty growling.
Soon they come upon a small clearing in which
the mother-in-law stands, backed up against
thick, seemingly impenetrable jungle brush,
and facing a huge male lion.
The wife whispers urgently, “What are we
going to do?”
“Nothing whatever,” responds her husband.
“The lion got himself into this mess,
now let him get himself out of it.”
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Signing the Declaration
A school teacher was quizzing her students.
“Johnny, who signed the Declaration of
Independence?”
He said, “Darn if I know.”
She was a little put out by his swearing, so she
told him to go home and to bring his father with
him when he came back.
Next day, the father came with his son, sat in the
back of the room to observe.
She started back in on her quiz and finally got
back to the boy. “Now, Johnny, I’ll ask you again.
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?”
“Well, heck, teacher,” Johnny said, “I told you
I didn’t know.”
The father jumped up in the back, pointed a stern
finger at his son, and said, “Johnny, if you signed
that darn thing, heck, you darn well better admit it!”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
