Poor Parrot
Thursday, August 27th, 2009
Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Siblings
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Poor Parrot
Siblings
“Mom, my teacher asked me today if I had any brothers
or sisters who will be coming to school.”
“That’s nice of her to take such an interest, dear. What
did she say when you told her you are the only child?”
“She just said, ‘Thank goodness!’”
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Poor Parrot
A lady who was very lonesome bought a parrot
from a pet store, complete with cage.
Before purchasing it she got a guarantee that the
parrot would talk.She took the parrot home.
In a week and a half she returned to the store
very disappointed. “The parrot doesn’t talk.”
“Did you buy a mirror?”
“No.”
“Every parrot needs a mirror.”
So she bought a mirror and installed it in the
parrot’s cage. Another week and a half went by
and she returned. “The parrot still doesn’t talk.”
“Did you buy a ladder?”
“No.”
“Every parrot needs a ladder.”
So she bought a ladder and installed it in the cage.
Another week and a half passed and she returned.
“The parrot still doesn’t talk.”
“Did you buy a swing?”
“No.”
“Every parrot needs a swing.”
So she bought a swing and installed it in the cage.
A week and a half later she returned. She was furious!
The store owner asked, “Did the parrot talk?”
“No, he DIED.”
“Oh, that’s terrible. Did he say anything before he died?”
“Yes.”
“What?”
“He gasped ‘Don’t they have any food down at that store?’”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
