The Drums
Wednesday, September 30th, 2009
Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Really Healthy
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) The Drums
Really Healthy
At the urging of his doctor, John moved to Arizona.
After settling in, he met a neighbor who was also an
older man.
“Say, is this really a healthy place?”
“It sure is,” the man replied. “When I first arrived here I
couldn’t say one word. I had hardly any hair on my head.
I didn’t have the strength to walk across a room, and I
had to be lifted out of bed.”
“That’s wonderful!” said John. “How long have you
been here?”
“I was born here…”
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The Drums
An explorer was leading an entourage through the
Amazon jungle when they heard the sounds of drums.
At the next village, the leader stopped a native and
asked him to explain their meaning.
“Bad, real bad when drums stop!” he said before
running off.
The drum beating continued to pulsate. The safari
leader asked another native about it.
“Bad, real bad when drums stop!” he said and
continued to run away.
A few minutes later the drums did stop, and all the
expedition members became panicked. The leader
grabbed another villager and demanded to know
the situation…
“Bad, real bad that drums stop,” he blurted.
“Now comes bass solo!”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
