Jokes Journal

Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) Horse or Chicken?
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Seventeenth Chapter

A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his
land, needed to rid his farm of animals.

So he went to every house in his town…

To the houses where the man is the boss,
he gave a horse. To the houses where the
woman is the boss, a chicken was given.

He got toward the end of the street and
saw a couple outside gardening…

“Who’s the boss around here?” he asked.

“I am.” said the man.

“I have a black horse and a brown horse,”
the farmer said, “which one would you like?”

The man thought for a minute and said,
“The black one.”

“No, no, no, get the brown one.” the man’s
wife said.

“Here’s your chicken.” said the farmer.

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A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the
assignment for the next week.

“Next Sunday,” she said, “we are going to talk
about liars, and in preparation for our lesson
I want you all to read the Seventeenth Chapter
of Mark.”

The following week, at the beginning of the class
meeting, the teacher said, “Now then, all of you
who have prepared for the lesson by reading the
Seventeenth Chapter of Mark, please step to
the front of the room.”

About half the class rose and came forward.

“The rest of you may leave,” said the teacher,
“these students are the ones I want to talk to.
There is no Seventeenth Chapter in the
Book of Mark…”

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.