Jokes Journal

Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) Approval
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Riding the Roller Coaster

After trying a new shampoo for the first time, a guy fired off
an enthusiastic letter of approval to the manufacturer.

Several weeks later he came home from work to a large
carton in the middle of the floor. Inside were free samples
of the many products the company produced: soaps,
detergents, tooth paste, and paper items.

“Well, what do you think?” his wife asked smiling.

“Next time,” he replied, “I’m writing to General Motors!”

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“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor to the
heavily bandaged man sitting up in bed.

“Well, we went to Six Flags and decided to ride the roller
coaster. As we came up to the top of the highest loop,
I noticed a little sign by the side of the track.

I tried to read it, but it was very small, and I couldn’t
make it out. I was so curious that I decided to go round
again, but we went by so quickly that I still couldn’t see
what the sign said.

By now, I was determined to read that sign so I went
round a third time. As we reached the top, I stood up
in the car to get a better view.”

“And did you manage to see what the sign said this
time?” asked the visitor.

“Yes,” he said sheepishly, “Remain seated at all times!”

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.