Slogans
Monday, September 28th, 2009
Welcome to Monday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Slogans
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Behaviorist Solution
Slogans
A professor was giving a lecture on company slogans
in a college advertising and marketing class.
“Joe,” he asked, “which company has the slogan,
‘Come fly the friendly skies’?”
“United.” Joe answered.
“Brenda, can you tell me which company has the slogan,
“Don’t leave home without it?”
Brenda answered with the correct credit card company
with no difficulty.
“Now John, tell me who uses the slogan, ‘Just do it’?”
John was quiet for a moment before answering, “Mom?”
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Behaviorist Solution
Joe has been seeing a psychoanalyst for four years
for treatment of the fear that he had monsters under
his bed.
It had been years since he had gotten a good night’s
sleep. Furthermore, his progress was very poor,
and he knew it. So, one day he stops seeing the
psychoanalyst and decides to try something different.
A few weeks later, Joe’s former psychoanalyst meets
his old client in the supermarket, and is surprised to
find him looking well-rested, energetic, and cheerful.
“Doc!” Joe says, “It’s amesome! I’m cured!”
“That’s great news!” the psychoanalyst says.
“You seem to be doing much better. How?”
“I went to see another doctor,” Joe says enthusiastically,
“and he cured me in just ONE session!”
“One?!” the psychoanalyst asks incredulously.
“Yeah,” continues Joe, “my new doctor is a behaviorist.”
“A behaviorist?” the psychoanalyst asks. “How did he
cure you in one session?”
“Oh, easy,” says Joe. “He told me to cut the legs off of
my bed.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
