A Lifetime Battery
Friday, October 30th, 2009
Welcome to Friday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Skinny Dippers
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) A Lifetime Battery
Skinny Dippers
An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm
for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up
really nice, along with some picnic tables, horseshoe courts,
and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly
shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the
pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, and look it over.
He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and
laughing with glee. When he came closer, he realized it
was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all
went to the deep end to shield themselves.
One of the women shouted to him, “We’re not coming
out until you leave!”
The old man frowned and replied, “I didn’t come down
here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get
out of the pond naked.”
Holding the bucket up he said, “I’m here to feed the
alligator.”
Moral of the story: Old men may move slow but can
still think fast.
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A Lifetime Battery
An angry client went back to the automobile garage where
he’d purchased an expensive battery for his car just six
months earlier.
“Listen,” the motorist grumbled to the owner of the garage,
“when I bought this battery you said it would be the last
battery my car would ever need. It died after only six
months!”
“Sorry,” apologized the garage owner. “I didn’t think your
car would last longer than that.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
