Navigation Joke
Thursday, October 29th, 2009
Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Navigation Joke
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Mind of a six-year-old
Navigation Joke
“Pardon me, lady”, said the man trying to get back to
his seat in the darkened movie theater, “but did I step
on your toes a few minutes ago?”
“You certainly did!”, said the woman in the aisle seat.
“Good, then I’m in the right row!” the man said as he
went back to his seat.
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Mind of a six-year-old
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of
the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part
of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate
the building materials for his home.
She read, “…And so the pig went up to the man with
the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, ‘Pardon me sir,
but may I have some of that straw to build my house?’”
The teacher paused then asked the class,
“And what do you think that man said?”
One little boy raised his hand and said,
“I think he said ‘Holy moley! A talking pig!’”
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
