Jokes Journal

Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) Training for Ministers
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Looking for Solutions

Recently a large seminar was held for ministers in training.
Among the guests were many well-known motivational
speakers.

One trainee boldly approached the pulpit and, gathering
the entire crowd’s attention, said, “The best years of my
life were spent in the arms of a woman that wasn’t my
wife!”

The crowd was shocked! He followed up by saying,
“And that woman was my mother!”

The crowd burst into laughter and he gave his speech,
which went over well.

About a week later one of the ministers who had
attended the seminar decided to use that joke in his
sermon.

As he shyly approached the pulpit one sunny Sunday,
he tried to rehearse the joke in his head. It seemed a
bit foggy to him this morning.

Getting to the microphone he said loudly, “The greatest
years of my life were spent in the arms of another
woman that was not my wife!”

His congregation sat shocked. After standing there for
almost 10 seconds trying to recall the second half of
the joke, the pastor finally blurted out,

“…and I can’t remember who she was!”

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Moses and his flock arrive at the sea,
with the Egyptians in hot pursuit.

Moses calls a staff meeting.

Moses said, “Well, how are we going to get
across the sea? We need a fast solution.
The Egyptians are close behind us.”

The General of the Armies responded, “Normally,
I’d recommend that we build a pontoon bridge
to carry us across. But there’s not enough time,
the Egyptians are too close.”

The Admiral of the Navy said, “Normally, I’d
recommend that we build barges to carry us across.
But time is too short.”

“Does anyone have a solution?” Moses asked.

Just then, his Public Relations man raises his hand.

Moses called on him. “You! You have a solution?”

The PR man said, “No, but I can promise you this:
If you can find a way out of this one, I can get you
a lot of coverage in the Old Testament.”

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.