Jokes Journal

Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) No Tapping
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) The Ten Commandments

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask
him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the
car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped
centimeters from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the
driver said, “Look mate, don’t ever do that again.
You scared the daylights out of me!”

The passenger apologized and said, “I didn’t realize that
a little tap would scare you so much.”

The driver replied, “Its okay, that’s not really your fault.
Today is my first day as a cab driver. I’ve been driving
a funeral van for the last 25 years.”

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My uncle once spent days looking for his new hat.
Finally, he decided that he’d go to church on Sunday
and sit in the back. During the service he would
sneak out and grab a hat from the rack at the
front door.

On Sunday, he went to church and sat on the back pew.
The sermon was about the Ten Commandments. He sat
through the whole sermon, and instead of sneaking out
he waited until the sermon was over and went to talk
to the minister.

“Preacher, I came here today to steal a hat to replace
the one I lost. But after hearing your sermon on the
Ten Commandments, I changed my mind.”

The minister said, “Bless you my son. Was it when
I started to preach thou shall not steal, that changed
your heart?”

My uncle responded, “No, it was the one on adultery.
When you started to preach on that, I remembered
where I left my hat.”

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.