Jokes Journal

Welcome to Friday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) The Sentence
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) A Chemistry Lesson

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“How many times have you been imprisoned?”

“Nine, your Honour.”

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A chemistry teacher wanted to teach his fifth-grade class
a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an
experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of
whiskey and two worms.

“Now, class. Observe the worms closely,” said the teacher,
putting a worm first into the water. The worm in the water
writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be.

The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed
painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a
doornail.

“Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?”
the teacher asked.

Johnny, who sits in the back, raised his hand and
responded, “Drink whiskey and you won’t get worms?”

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.