Jokes Journal

Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) New Doctor
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Too Many Choices

A woman went to her Health Maintenance Organization.
After about 15 minutes with one of the new doctors,
she went screaming down the hall. Another doctor stopped
and asked her what the problem was and she explained.

The second doctor went back to the first and said,
“What’s is the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old.
She has four grown children and seven grandchildren and
you told her she was pregnant?”

The new doctor simply smiled and said,

“Cured her hiccups though, didn’t it ?”

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Question: What would you like to have … fruit juice,
soda, tea, chocolate, or coffee?

Answer: Tea, please.

Question: Ceylon tea, herbal tea, bush tea,
honey bush tea, ice tea or green tea?

Answer: Ceylon tea.

Question: How would you like it? Black or white?

Answer: White.

Question: Milk, whitener, or condensed milk?

Answer: With milk.

Question: Goat milk, camel milk or cow milk?

Answer: With cow milk please.

Question: Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?

Answer: Um, I’ll take it black.

Question: Would you like it with sweetener, sugar
or honey?

Answer: With sugar.

Question: Beet sugar or cane sugar?

Answer: Cane sugar.

Question: White, brown or yellow sugar?

Answer: Forget about tea just give me a glass of
water instead.

Question: Mineral water or still water?

Answer: Mineral water.

Question: Flavored or non-flavored?

Answer: I’d rather die of thirst…

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.