Jokes Journal

Welcome to Friday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) No-parking Zone
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) A Rude Parrot

A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large
city because he was in a hurry and couldn’t find a parking
space.

He left a note under the windshield wiper that read:
“I’ve circled the block 10 times. If I don’t park here,
I’ll miss my appointment. Forgive us our trespasses.”

When he returned, he found under the wiper a citation
from a police officer along with this note: “I’ve circled
this block for 10 years. If I don’t give you a ticket,
I’ll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation.”

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David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was
fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary.
Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren’t
expletives were, to say the least, rude.

David tried to change the bird’s attitude and was constantly
saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he could
think of to try and set a good example. Nothing worked.
He yelled at the bird and the bird got worse. He shook
the bird and the bird got more angry and more rude.

Finally in a moment of desperation, David put the parrot
in the freezer. For a few moments he heard the bird
squawking and kicking and screaming then suddenly there
was quiet.

David was frightened that he might have actually hurt the
bird and quickly opened the freezer door.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto David’s extended arm
and said, “I’m sorry that I might have offended you with
my language and actions and ask for your forgiveness.
I will endeavor to correct my behavior.”

David was astounded at the bird’s change in attitude,
and was just about to ask what had made such a drastic
change, when the parrot continued,

“Now, if I may ask, what did the chicken do?”

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.