Jokes Journal

Welcome to Monday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) Debt
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Off-Duty Officer

A man went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbor
owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?”

“Do you have any proof he owes you the money?”
asked the lawyer.

“Nope,” replied the man.

“Okay, then write him a letter asking him for the $1000
he owed you,” said the lawyer.

“But it’s only $500,” replied the man.

“Precisely. That’s what he will reply and then you’ll have
your proof!”

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An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns,
drove through a school zone within the legal speed limit
when the flash of a camera went off, taking a picture of
his license plate.

The officer, thinking the radar was in error, drove by again
even more slowly. Another flash. He did it again for a
third time, at an even slower speed. Same result.

“This guy must have screwed up the settings,”
the off-duty officer thought.

A few weeks later, when he received the violations
in the mail, he discovered three traffic tickets.

Each for not wearing a seat belt …

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