Deadly Food
Friday, November 27th, 2009
Welcome to Friday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Desperate Measures
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Deadly Food
Desperate Measures
Someone mistakenly leaves the cages open in the reptile
house at the local zoo.
Visitors are ushered out and the zoo is closed as snakes
slitheri all over the place. Frantically, the keeper tries
everything, but no matter what he tries, he can’t get them
back in their cages.
Finally he turns to his aide and says, “I had hoped it would
not come to this, but desperate times call for desperate
measures. Run to the office and call a lawyer!”
“A lawyer? Why?”
“We need someone who speaks their language!”
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Deadly Food
A dietitian was once addressing a large audience
in New York City.
“The material we put into our stomachs is enough
to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.
Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous,
and none of us realizes that there are germs in our
drinking water.
But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all,
and all of us eat it. Can anyone here tell me what lethal
product I’m referring to?
You, sir, in the first row, please give us your idea.”
said the dietitian.
The man lowered his head and responded,
“Wedding cake?”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
