Bathroom Scale
Thursday, November 26th, 2009
Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Bathroom Scale
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Only Married Men
Bathroom Scale
A lady noticed her husband standing on the bathroom
scale, sucking in his stomach.
Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver,
she commented,
“I don’t think that’s going to help.”
“Sure it will,” he said. “It’s the only way I can see
the numbers.”
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Only Married Men
In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory
that hires only married men. Concerned about this,
a local woman called on the manager and asked him,
“Why is it you limit your employees to married men?
Is it because you think women are weak, dumb,
cantankerous … or what?”
“Not at all, Ma’am,” the manager replied. “It is because
our employees are used to obeying orders,
are accustomed to being shoved around, know how
to keep their mouths shut and don’t pout when I yell
at them.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
