Jokes Journal

Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) Help
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) The Timid Bartender

One guy was on duty in the main lab on a quiet afternoon.
He noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the
workstations with her arms crossed across her chest and
staring at the screen.

After about 15 minutes he noticed that she was still in the
same position only now she was impatiently tapping her
foot. He asked if she needed help and she replied,

“It’s about time! I pushed the F1 button over twenty
minutes ago!”

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A bar owner in the Old West has just hired a timid new
bartender. The owner of the establishment is giving his
new hire some instructions on running the place.

He tells the timid man, “If you ever hear that Big John is
coming to town, drop everything and run for the hills.
He’s the meanest, biggest, nastiest outlaw who ever lived.”

A few weeks pass uneventfully. But one afternoon, a local
cowhand comes running through town yelling, “Big John is
coming to town! Run for your lives!”

When the bartender exits the saloon to start running,
he’s knocked to the ground by several townspeople
scurrying out of town. As he’s picking himself up,
he sees a large man approaching the saloon, probably
about 7 feet tall, muscular, grunting and growling as he
walks. He stomps up to the door, orders the poor
barkeep inside, and demands, “I want a beer NOW”

He pounds his heavy fist on the bar, splitting it in half.

The bartender nervously hands the big man a beer,
hands shaking. He takes the beer, rips the top of the bottle
off with his teeth, and downs the beer in one gulp.

As the poor timid bartender cowers behind the bar,
the big man gets up to leave.

“Do you want another beer?” the bartender calls out.

“Dang it, I don’t have time!” the big man yells. “I gotta
get out of town! Didn’t ya hear Big John is comin’?”

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.