Jokes Journal

Welcome to Friday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) The Exam
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Legal Parrots

During an insurance examination, the physician was
enquiring into a patient’s family history.

“And did your father die a natural death, Mrs. Smith?”
he asked.

“Oh, no!” replied Mrs. Smith. “He had a doctor!”

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A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop
owner points to three identical-looking parrots on a perch
and says, “The parrot on the left costs $500.”

“Why does the parrot cost so much?” asks the customer.

The owner says “Well, the parrot knows how to do legal
research.”

The customer then asks about the next parrot, to be told
that this one costs $1,000 because it can do everything
the other parrot can do plus it knows how to write a
legal brief that will win any case.

Naturally, the increasingly startled customer asks about
the third parrot, to be told that it costs $4,000. Needless
to say, this begs the question, “What can it do?”

To which the owner replies, “To be honest, I’ve never seen
him do a darn thing, but the other two call him Senior Partner.”

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.