Jokes Journal

Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) Christmas
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) The Old Indian Chief and the Government Officials

A man in Chicago calls his son in New York the day before
Christmas and says, “I hate to ruin Christmas this year,
but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing;
forty-five years of misery is enough.”

“Pop, what are you talking about?” the son screams.

“We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” the father
says. “We’re sick of each other, and I’m sick of talking about
this, so you call your sister in Atlanta and tell her.”

The son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “Like hell
they’re getting divorced,” she shouts, “I’ll take care of this.”

She calls Chicago immediately, and screams at her father,
“You are NOT getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until
I get there. I’m calling my brother back, and we’ll both be
there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing, DO YOU HEAR
ME?” and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife,
“Okay,” he says, “they’re coming for Christmas ”

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The old Indian chief sat in his home on the reservation,
smoking his ceremonial pipe, eyeing the two U.S.
government officials sent to interview him.

“Chief Two Eagles,” one official began, “you have
observed the white man for many years. You have
seen all his progress and all his problems.”

The chief nodded.

The official continued, “What do you think of all the
white man has done?”

The chief stared at the officials for more than a minute,
and then calmly replied, “When white man found the
land, Indians were running it. No taxes. No debt.
Plenty buffalo, plenty beaver. Medicine man free.
Indian people hunted and fished all the time.”

The chief paused, then added, “Only white man dumb
enough to think he could improve system like that.”

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