Jokes Journal

Welcome to Friday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) Health Club
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Just before Christmas …

Some members of a health club were having their first
meeting.

The director of the group said, “Now, I’d like each of
you to give the facts of your daily routine.”

Several people spoke, admitting their excesses, and then
one obviously overweight members said,

“I eat moderately, I drink moderately, and I exercise
frequently.”

“Hmm?” said the manager. “And are you sure you
having nothing else to add?”

“Well, yes,” said the member. “I lie extensively.”

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Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous
lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a
very posh hotel.

Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $20 bill
lying on the floor.

Which one picked it up?

Santa of course, because the other two don’t exist!

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.