Jokes Journal

Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) Happy Holidays
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Some Ideas for Your Out of Office Replies

This is the last issue of Jokes Journal distributed
in 2009 to its subscribers.

I hope we all will have a better 2010.

I wish you “Merry Christmas” and a “Happy New Year!”

See you in 2010!

Anne

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* I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to
you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

* You are receiving this automatic notification because I
am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t
have received anything at all.

* Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having
my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management.

* I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails
you send me until I return from vacation on 1/14. Please
be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was
received.

* Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been
charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each
additional word in your message.

* The email server is unable to verify your server connection
and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your
computer and try sending again.

* Thank you for your message, which has been added to a
queueing system. You are currently in 352nd place and can
expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

* Please reply to this email so I will know that you got this
message.

* I am on holiday. Your email has been deleted.

* Hi. I’m thinking about what you’ve just sent me. Please
wait by your PC for my response.

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.