Jokes Journal

Welcome to Monday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) Christmas Spirit
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Decent Crook

It was just after the holidays and the magistrate was in a
happy mood.

He asked the prisoner who was in the dock,
‘What are you charged with?’

The prisoner replied, ‘Doing my Christmas shopping too
early.’

‘That’s no crime’, said the magistrate. ‘Just how early were
you doing this shopping?’

‘Before the shop opened’, answered the prisoner.

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After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their
car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a
full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot
to see if any evidence can be found at the scene of the crime.
To their amazement, the car has been returned.

There is an envelope on the windshield with a note of apology
and two tickets to a music concert. The note reads,
‘I apologize for taking your car, but my wife was having a baby
and I had to hot-wire your ignition to rush her to the hospital.
Please forgive the inconvenience. Here are two tickets for
tonight’s concert of Garth Brooks, the country-and-western
music star.’

Their faith in humanity restored, the couple attend the concert
and return home late. They find their house has been robbed.
Valuable goods have been taken from thoughout the house,
from basement to attic. And, there is a note on the door reading,

‘Well, you still have your car. I have to put my newly born kid
through college somehow, don’t I?’

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.