January 13, 2010
Truth in Politics
Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Confession
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Truth in Politics
Confession
Matthew goes into a confessional box and says “Bless me
father for I have sinned, I have been with a loose woman.”
The priest says “is that you Matthew?”
“Yes father, it is I.”
“Who was the woman you were with?”
“I cannot tell you for I do not wish to sully her reputation.”
The priest asks “Was it Brenda O’Malley?”
“No father.”
“Was it Fiona MacDonald?”
“No father.”
“Was it Ann Brown?”
“No father, I cannot tell you.”
The priest says “I admire your perseverance but you must
atone for your sins. Your penance will be five Our Fathers
and four Hail Marys.”
Matthew goes back to his pew and his buddy Sean slides
over and asks “What did you get?”
Matthew replies “I got five Our Fathers, four Hail Marys
and … three good leads.”
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Truth in Politics
It was election time and a politician decided to go out to
the local reservation and try to get the Native American
vote.
They were all assembled in the Council Hall to hear the
speech. The politician had worked up to his finale, and
the crowd was getting more and more excited.
“I promise better education opportunities for Native
Americans!”
The crowd went wild, shouting “Hoya! Hoya!”
The politician was a bit puzzled by the native word,
but was encouraged by their enthusiasm.
“I promise gambling reforms to allow a Casino on the
Reservation!”
“Hoya! Hoya!” cried the crowd, stomping their feet.
“I promise more social reforms and job opportunities
for Native Americans!”
The crowd reached a frenzied pitch shouting
“Hoya! Hoya! Hoya!”
After the speech, the Politician was touring the Reservation,
and saw a tremendous herd of cattle.
Since he was raised on a ranch, and knew a bit about cattle,
he asked the Chief if he could get closer to take a look at
the cattle.
“Sure,” the Chief said, “but be careful not to step in the HOYA.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
