January 14, 2010
In the Hospital
Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) In the Hospital
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Whom Did You Marry?
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In the Hospital
A woman called a local hospital.
“Hello. Could you connect me to the person who gives
information about patients. I’d like to find out if a patient
is getting better, doing as expected, or getting worse.”
The voice on the other end said,
“What is the patient’s name and room number?”
“Sarah Finkel, room 302.”
I’ll connect you with the nursing station.”
“3rd floor Nursing Station. How can I help You?”
“I’d like to know the condition of Sarah Finkel in room 302.”
“Just a moment. Let me look at her records. Mrs. Finkel is doing
very well. In fact, she’s had two full meals, her blood pressure is
fine, to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and,
if she continues this improvement, Dr. Cohen is going to send
her home Tuesday at noon.”
The woman said, “What a relief! Oh, that’s fantastic .. that’s
wonderful news!”
The nurse said, “From your enthusiasm, I take it you are a close
family member or a very close friend!”
“Neither! I’m Sarah Finkel in 302! Nobody here tells me a thing.”
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Whom Did You Marry?
A small, uncertain, and nervous witness was being
cross-examined.
The lawyer thundered, “Have you ever been married?”
“Yes, sir,” said the witness in a low voice. “Once.”
“Whom did you marry?” the lawyer demanded.
“Well, a woman,” the witness answered timidly.
The lawyer said angrily, “Of course you married a woman.
Did you ever hear of anyone marrying a man?”
And the witness said meekly, “My sister did.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
