January 18, 2010
Smith and His Supervisor
Welcome to Monday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Smith and His Supervisor
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) A Microsoft Waiter
Smith and His Supervisor
Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office.
“Boss,” he says, “we’re doing some heavy house-cleaning
at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the
attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.”
“We’re short-handed, Smith” the supervisor replies.
“I can’t give you the day off.”
“Thanks,” says Smith “I knew I could count on you!”
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A Microsoft Waiter
Patron: Waiter!
Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter.
What seems to be the problem?
Patron: There’s a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won’t be there this time.
Patron: No, it’s still there.
Waiter: Maybe it’s the way you’re using the soup;
try eating it with a fork instead.
Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.
Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl;
what kind of bowl are you using?
Patron: A SOUP bowl!
Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it’s a
configuration problem; how was the bowl set up?
Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer;
what has that to do with the fly in my soup?!
Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before
you noticed the fly in your soup?
Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!
Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest
Soup of the Day?
Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day
each day?
Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.
Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?
Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.
Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check.
I’m running late now.
[Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup
and the check]
Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.
Patron: This is potato soup.
Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn’t ready yet.
Patron: Well, I’m so hungry now, I’ll eat anything.
[The waiter leaves.]
Patron: Waiter! There’s a gnat in my soup!
The check:
Soup of the Day … $5
Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day … $2.50
Access to support … $1
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