January 29, 2010
The Nagging Wife
Welcome to Friday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Fishing Expedition
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) The Nagging Wife
Fishing Expedition
A kind-hearted fellow was walking through Central
Park in New York and was astonished to see an old
man, fishing rod in hand, fishing over a beautiful bed
of lilies.
“Tsk Tsk!” said the passerby to himself.
“What a sad sight. That poor old man is fishing over
a bed of flowers. I’ll see if I can help.”
So the kind fellow walked up to the old man and asked,
“What are you doing, my friend?”
“Fishin’, sir.”
“Fishin’, eh? Well, how would you like to come have
a drink with me?”
The old man stood, put his rod away and followed the
kind stranger to the corner bar. He ordered a large
glass of beer and a fine cigar.
His host, the kind fellow, felt good about helping the
old man, and he asked, “Tell me, old friend, how many
did you catch this morning?”
The old fellow took a long drag on the cigar, blew a
careful smoke ring and replied,
“You’re the sixth today, sir!”
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The Nagging Wife
A man was driving his wife home after a night out when
they stopped by the police.
“Did you know you were speeding, sir?” asked the officer.
“No, I had no idea that I was speeding” replied the driver.
“Of course you were,” interrupted the wife.
“You’re always speeding.”
The officer looked at the rear of the vehicle.
“And did you know your brake light is broken, sir?”
“No, I had no idea that it was broken” replied the driver.
Again the wife interrupted. “Of course you knew it was
broken. You’re always saying you’ll get it repaired,
but you never have.”
The officer began to sympathize with the driver.
“Does she always talk to you like this?”
“Only when he’s drunk” said the wife.
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
