Three Friends Go to Heaven
Thursday, January 28th, 2010
Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Three Friends Go to Heaven
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Volunteers
Three Friends Go to Heaven
After dying in a car crash, three friends go to Heaven
for orientation. They are all asked the same question:
“When you are in your casket, and friends and family
are mourning over you, what would you like to hear
them say about you?”
The first guy immediately responds, “I would like to
hear them say that I was one of the great doctors
of my time, and a great family man.”
The second guy says, “I would like to hear that I was
a wonderful husband and school teacher who made
a huge difference in the children of tomorrow.”
The last guy thinks a minute and replies,
“I guess I’d like to hear them say, ‘Look, he’s moving!”
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Volunteers
On the way back to New York as I was sitting in the
Phoenix airport, they announced that the flight to Vegas
was full. The airline was looking for volunteers to give up
their seats. In exchange, they’d give you a $100 voucher
for your next flight and a first class seat in the plane leaving
an hour later. About eight people ran up to the counter
to take advantage of the offer.
About 15 seconds later all eight of those people sat down
grumpily as the lady behind the ticket counter said,
“If there is anyone else OTHER than the flight crew
who’d like to volunteer, please step forward…”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
