Marriage & Divorce
Wednesday, January 27th, 2010
Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Marriage & Divorce
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Butcher Shop
Marriage & Divorce
The night before a couple were about to be married,
they both were killed in a car accident.
They arrived in Heaven and asked St. Peter if they
could still get married.
The couple were called in to actually see God.
God spoke, “I will grant you your wish. But not right now.
It may be a few days or a few years, but I will allow you
to be married.”
Five years came and went and the couple were finally
call upon to get married.
After one day of wedding ‘bliss’, they went back to
God to see if they could get a divorce. They were sure
the marriage would not last.
God spoke, “It took me five years to finally get a priest
in Heaven. Do you have any idea how much longer it will
be until we get a lawyer?!”
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Butcher Shop
It’s a summer holiday weekend, and a man walks into
a butcher shop that has a sign in the window saying,
“Ground Sirloin: 29 cents per pound.”
The man says, “I’m having a cookout this weekend.
I’d like five pounds of your ground sirloin, please.”
The butcher shakes his head and says, “Sorry. I’m all out.”
The man, disappointed, goes down the street to another
butcher shop and asks, “How much is your ground sirloin?”
The proprietor replies, “It’s $3.29 per pound.”
“Three twenty nine!?” exclaims the customer.
“Just up the street, the butcher sells it for 29 cents!”
The butcher smiles calmly at the gentleman and asks,
“Does he have any?”
“No. He’s out of it right now.”
“Well,” says the butcher, “when I don’t have any,
I can sell it for 19 cents per pound!”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
