Jokes Journal

Welcome to Monday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) Revenge
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Working Hard

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s
face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that
they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was
too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own
skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor
felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks.

The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one
about where the skin came from, and they requested that
the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very
delicate matte.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded
at the man’s new face. He looked more handsome than
he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went
on and on about his youthful beauty!

One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome
with emotion at her sacrifice.

He said, “Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you
did for me. How can I possibly repay you?”

“My darling,” she replied, “I get all the thanks I need
every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.”

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There were two guys working for the city. One would dig
a hole, he would dig, dig, dig, the other would come behind
him and fill the hole, fill, fill, fill. These two men worked
furiously. One digging a hole, the other filling it up again.

A man was watching from the sidewalk and couldn’t believe
how hard these men were working, but couldn’t understand
what they were doing. Finally he had to ask them.

He said to the hole digger, “I appreciate how hard you work,
but what are you doing? You dig a hole and your partner
comes behind you and fills it up again!”

The hole digger replied, “Oh yeah, must look funny, but the
guy who plants the trees is sick today.”

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.