February 3, 2010
Lunch
Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Lunch
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Sunday Dinner
Lunch
The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on
map reading.
After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and
minutes the teacher asked, “Suppose I asked you to
meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude
and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude…”
After a confused silence, a voice volunteered,
“I guess you’d be eating alone.”
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Sunday Dinner
Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner
at his Grandmother’s house.
Everyone was seated around the table as the food
was being served. When Little Johnny received his
plate, he started eating right away.
“Johnny wait until we say our prayer.”
“I don’t have to,” The boy replied.
“Of course, you do,” his mother insisted. “We say
a prayer, before eating, at our house.”
“That’s our house,” Johnny explained. “But this is
Grandma’s house and her food always turns out good!
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
