February 8, 2010
The Old Man
Welcome to Monday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) The Couple Next Door
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) The Old Man
The Couple Next Door
One evening wife drew her husband’s attention to
the couple next door and said,
“Do you see that couple? How devoted they are?
He kisses her every time they meet. Why don’t you
do that?”
“I would love to,” replied the husband, “but I don’t
know her well enough.”
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The Old Man
An old man is talking long-distance to California when
all of a sudden he gets cut off. He hollers, “Operator,
give me back the party!”
She says, “I’m sorry sir, you’ll have to make the call
all over again.”
He says, “What do you want from my life? Give me
back da party.”
She says, “I’m sorry sir, you’ll have to place the call again.”
He says, “Operator, ya know what? Take da telephone
and shove it in you-know-where!” And he hangs up.
Two days later he opens the door and there are two big,
strapping guys standing there who say, “We came to
take your telephone out.” He says, “Why?”
They say, “Because you insulted Operator 28 two days
ago. But if you’d like to call up and apologize, we’ll leave
the telephone here.”
He says, “Wait a minute, what’s da rush, what’s da hurry?”
He goes to the telephone and dials. “Hello? Get me
Operator 28. Hello, Operator 28? Remember me?
Two days ago I insulted you? I told you to take da
telephone and shove it in you-know-where?”
She says, “Yes?”
He says, “Well, get ready — they’re bringin’ it to ya!”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
