Jokes Journal

Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) At the Barbershop
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) The Little Old Lady & the Salesman

A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together.

After the man received the full treatment – shave, shampoo,
manicure, haircut, etc. – he placed the boy in the chair.

“I’m goin’ to buy a green tie to wear for the parade,”
he said. “I’ll be back in a few minutes.”

When the boy’s haircut was completed and the man still
hadn’t returned, the barber said, “Looks like your daddy’s
forgotten all about you.”

“That wasn’t my daddy,” said the boy. “He just walked up,
took me by the hand and said, ‘Come on, son, we’re
gonna get a free haircut …’”

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A little old lady answered a knock on the door
one day, only to be confronted by a well dressed
young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

“Good morning,” said the young man. “If I could take
a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to
demonstrate the very latest in high-powered
vacuum cleaners.”

“Go away!” said the old lady. “I haven’t got any money!”
and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash,
the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed
it wide open.

“Don’t be too hasty!” he said. “Not until you have at least
seen my demonstration.” And with that, he emptied a
bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.

“If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this
horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally
eat the remainder.”

“Well,” she said, “I hope you’ve got a good appetite
because the electricity was cut off this morning…”

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.