Jokes Journal

Welcome to Friday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) Partying Husbands
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Can I play the piano?

A man left for work one Friday a.m. But, being pay-day,
instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend,
partying with the boys and spending his entire pay check.

When he finally appeared at home Sunday night, he was
confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly
two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife
stopped the nagging and simply said to him

“How would you like it if you didn’t see me for two or
three days?”

To which he replied. “That would be fine with me.”

Monday went by and he didn’t see his wife.

Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same
results.

But on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough
where he could see her a little out of the corner of his
left eye…

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A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital.
The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands.

“Doctor,” says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up
his heavily bandaged hands. “Will I be able to play the piano
when these bandages come off?”

“I don’t see why not,” replies the doctor.

“That’s funny,” says the man. “I wasn’t able to play it before.”

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