February 24, 2010
King of the Jungle
Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) King of the Jungle
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Do You Want to Go to Heaven?
King of the Jungle
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy
and mean.
He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared,
“Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?”
The trembling monkey says, “You are, mighty lion!
Later, the lion confronts a ox and fiercely bellows,
“Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?”
The terrified ox stammers, “Oh great lion, you are the
mightiest animal in the jungle!”
On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant
and roars, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?”
Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with
his trunk, slams him against a tree half a dozen times
leaving the lion feeling like it’d been run over by a safari
wagon. The elephant then stomps on the lion till it looks
like a corn tortilla and ambles away.
The lion lets out a moan of pain, lifts his head weakly
and hollers after the elephant,
“Just because you don’t know the answer,
you don’t have to get so upset about it!”
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Do You Want to Go to Heaven?
Father Murphy walks into a pub and says to the first
man he meets, “Do you want to go to Heaven?”
The man said, “I do, Father.”
The priest said, “Then stand over there against the wall.”
Then the priest asked the second man,
“Do you want to go to Heaven?”
“Certainly, Father,” was the man’s reply.
“Then stand over there against the wall,” said the priest.
Then Father Murphy walked up to O’Toole and said,
“Do you want to go to Heaven?”
O’Toole said, “No, I don’t Father.
The priest said, “I don’t believe this. You mean to tell me
that when you die you don’t want to go to Heaven?”
O’Toole said, “Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were
getting a group together to go right now …”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
