An Old Man on the Highway
Wednesday, March 31st, 2010
Welcome to Wednesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) An Old Man on the Highway
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) I’ll Do Anything …
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An Old Man on the Highway
An old man was driving on the highway when his mobile
phone rang.
It was his wife.
“Peter,” she cried, “I’ve just heard on the news that there’s
a car going the wrong way on the Highway 55. Do be
careful!”
“Hell!” Peter exclaimed. “It’s not just one car but hundreds
of them!”
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I’ll Do Anything …
A woman is sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail
with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome,
middle-aged man enters.
He is so striking that the woman can not take her eyes off him.
The man notices her overly attentive stares and walks directly
toward her.
Before she can offer her apologies for rudely staring he leans
over and whispers, “I’ll do anything, absolutely anything that
you want me to do for $20… But, on one condition.”
Flabbergasted, the woman asks what the condition is.
The man replies, “You have to tell me what you want me to
do in just three words.”
The woman considers his proposition for a moment and
then removes a $20 bill from her purse, which she presses
into the man’s hand along with her address.
She then looks deeply into his eyes, and slowly, and
meaningfully says, “Clean my house!”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
