Jokes Journal

Welcome to Thursday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) God Sent Moses Behind the Enemy Lines …
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Marriage and Men

Nine-year-old Joey, was asked by his mother what he had
learned in Sunday school.

“Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind
enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of
Egypt. When he got to the Red Sea, he had his army build
a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely.

Then, he radioed headquarters for reinforcements. They sent
bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were
saved.”

“Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?”
his mother asked.

“Well, no, Mom. But, if I told it the way the teacher did,
you’d never believe it!”

Get a BREAK now and let us present

TODAY’s OPPORTUNITY
brought to you by Ezine Classified Ads

Post or find classified ads for services, pets, personals,
autos, jobs, real estate and books/magazines. You can
find all these items at http://www.freeadlists.com
Join our Facebook Fan Club at http://bit.ly/1piINA

- When a man decides to marry, it may be the last decision
he’ll ever make.

- Some men who speak with authority at work know enough
to bow to a higher authority at home.

- A dish towel will certainly wipe the contented look
off a married man’s face.

- Love is the quest, marriage is the conquest, divorce is
the inquest.

- An engagement is an urge on the verge of a merge.

- Marriage brings music to a man’s life. He learns to play
second fiddle.

- Getting married is one mistake every man should make.

- A well-informed man is one whose wife has just told him
what she thinks of him.

- Courtship, unlike proper punctuation, is a period before
a sentence.

- Before criticizing your wife’s faults, you must remember
it may have been these very defects which prevented her
from gettting a better husband that the one she married!

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.