Jokes Journal

Welcome to Friday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) A Bridge to Hawaii
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Four-Letter Surgery

A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled
across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it,
and out popped a genie.

The genie said, “OK, You released me from the lamp.
This is the fourth time this month, and I’m getting a little
sick of these wishes so you can forget about three…
You only get one wish!”

The man sat, and thought about it for a while and said,
“I’ve always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I’m scared to fly,
and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to
Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?”

The genie laughed and said, “That’s impossible!
Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports
ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much
concrete, how much steel! No, think of another wish.”

The man said, “OK, I’ll try to think of a really good wish.”

Finally, he said, “I’ve been married and divorced four times.
My wives always said that I don’t care and that I’m insensitive.
So, I wish that I could understand women, know how they
feel inside, and what they’re thinking when they give me the
silent treatment. Know why they’re crying, know what they
really want when they say ‘Nothing’, know how to make them
truly happy.”

The genie said, “Do you want that bridge to be two lanes
or four?”

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Jerry is recovering from day surgery when a nurse asks
him how he is feeling.

“I’m okay but I didn’t like the four-letter-word the
doctor used in surgery,” he answered.

“What did he say?” asked the nurse.

“Oops!”

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.