Jokes Journal

Welcome to Monday’s Edition!

In today’s issue …

1) An Unusual Pet
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Letter From Mom

A guy was lonely, and decided life would be more fun
if he had a pet.

He went to the pet store and told the owner that he
wanted to buy an unusual pet.

After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede,
which came in a little white box to use for his house.

He took the box back home, found a good location for
the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new
pet to the bar to have a drink.

So he asked the centipede in the box, “Would you like
to go to Frank’s with me and have a beer?”

But there was no answer from his new pet.

This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and
then asked him again, “How about going to the bar and
having a drink with me?”

But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.

So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.

He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his
face up against the centipede’s house and shouting,
“Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank’s place and
have a drink with me?”

A little voice came out of the box: “I heard you the first time!
I’m putting on my shoes!”

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When the man came home, his wife was crying.

“Your mother insulted me,” she sobbed.

“My mother? How could she do that when she is on vacation
on the other side of the world?” the man asked.

“I know. But this morning a letter addressed to you arrived.
I opened it because I was curious.”

“And?”

“At the end of the letter it was written:

P.S. Diane, when you have finished reading this letter,
don’t forget to give it to my son.”

Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.