March 30, 2010
Three Fathers
Welcome to Tuesday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) The Doctor, the Accountant & the Lawyer
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) Three Fathers
The Doctor, the Accountant & the Lawyer
A kind woman died. At her funeral were her doctor,
her accountant and her lawyer.
Each had promised her that they would put $100 into her
coffin before she was cremated.
The doctor went up, said farewell, and placed his money
into the coffin.
The accountant then went up, said farewell and placed his
money into the coffin.
Finally, the lawyer went up, took the $200 out of coffin,
and dropped a cheque for $300 in its place.
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Three Fathers
There were three fathers to be in a hospital waiting room,
waiting for their babies to be born.
The first nurse comes out and tells the first father,
“Congratulations you’re the father of twins!”
He says, “Great! I am the manager for the
Minnesota Twins.”
The second nurse comes out and tells the second father,
“Congratulations you’re the father of triplets”!
He says, “That’s cool! I work for 3M.”
The third father opens the window and jumps out.
The third nurse comes out, and asks, “Where’s the third
father?”
One of the other fathers said, “Oh, he jumped out the
window.”
The nurse asks, “Why?”
He replied, “He works for Seven Up!”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
