The Drunk Driver
Friday, April 30th, 2010
Welcome to Friday’s Edition!
In today’s issue …
1) Walking Across Water
2) Today’s Opportunity
3) The Drunk Driver
Walking Across Water
A rabbi, a priest and a pastor were all in a boat together
fishing.
The pastor said to the others, “I think I am going to go over
to that shore and sit down.”
So, he gets out of the boat, walks across the water and
sits down on the shore.
Then, the priest says to the rabbi, “I think I going to go
over there to join him.”
So, he does the same as the pastor and sits next to him
on the shore.
The rabbi thinks to himself, “Well, if they can do it,
so can I!”
So, he climbs out of the boat, but he falls in the water.
The pastor says to the priest, “Do you think we should
told him where the rocks were?”
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The Drunk Driver
Leaving the pub after drinking heavily, this fellow got into his
car and decided that the best thing for him to do would be
to follow the rear lights of another car that was just pulling out.
Everything was fine for about three miles when the lights
of the car in front went out and the drunk driver smashed
into the back of it.
“Hey, what do you think you’re doing turning your lights
off? It’s pitch black,” shouted the drunk driver.
“What the hell do you expect me to do?” came the answer.
“I’m in my own garage.”
Thank you for reading today’s issue of JOKES Journal.
